My dick cost a late night fee, your dick got the HIV.
My dick plays on the double feature screen. Your dick went straight to DVD.
My dick bigger than a bridge.your dick looks like a little kids.
My dick’s so hot its stolen.
Your dick looks like Gary Coleman.
My dick is pain and big. Your dick stinks like shit.
My dick is like supersize. Your dick look like two fries.(3 years ago)