Mind Fuck

You should know by now when I take you out you act proper. When we’re at places you know your place when hoes holler. Fuck that shit. You know the rules. Every girl that I fuck is put through school. But I still feel like you won`t act like my lady should. Fcuked up bitch.

(via salpsan)

To Gregor;

tomaoki:

ferrel:

corporalmeyers:

timetravellers:

constantinegeorgiou:

fuckmyasskoichi:

resistancefighters:

ferrel:

asiancappuccino:

corporalmeyers:

My dick cost a late night fee, your dick got the HIV.

My dick plays on the double feature screen. Your dick went straight to DVD.

My dick bigger than a bridge.your dick looks like a little kids.

My dick’s so hot its stolen.
Your dick looks like Gary Coleman.

My dick is pain and big. Your dick stinks like shit.

My dick is like supersize. Your dick look like two fries.

My dick more mass than the Earth,

Your dick half staff

it needs work.

My dick, V.I.P. Your shit needs I.D.

my dick needs no introduction. your dick won’t even function.

My dick is size of a pumpkin. Your dick looks like Mackauley Culkin.

My dick’s good good loving. Your dick’s good for nothing.

To Gregor;

fuckmyasskoichi:

resistancefighters:

ferrel:

asiancappuccino:

corporalmeyers:

My dick cost a late night fee, your dick got the HIV.

My dick plays on the double feature screen. Your dick went straight to DVD.

My dick bigger than a bridge.your dick looks like a little kids.

My dick’s so hot its stolen.
Your dick looks like Gary Coleman.

My dick is pain and big. Your dick stinks like shit.

My dick is like supersize. Your dick look like two fries.

It boils my blood to see GUYS type “LOL”, “CHEERS” and “XO”. That’s really lame. So uncool when a human with a penis does it.

(via boyinterrupted)

now i know why you never say lol

My whole crew is back to Tumblr. So I’m back too!

My vagina is so itchy inside.

(via itstight)

good to know.